to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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