I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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