Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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