I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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