So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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