But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she pinky promised me she was 18
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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