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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:48pm

    this is so true, my dick is so chivalrous it almost always stands up when my gf enters or leaves the room, subsequently I usually remain seated.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:51pm

    the hot girls usually have the lowest self esteem. The fatties know they are fat and deal with it. The hotties are constantly worried about physical flaws. It's easy to tell them they have a flaw and then they go all psycho and try to fuck their way to making you like them and their flaw

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    yeah well at least guys don't vommit on you while you're kissing them. (think about it)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:44pm

    Magic of dildos: penis sans boy attached.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:58am

    damn, i wish i could just date the dick sometimes. i hate it when bad guys have amazing peen. fack

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:26am

    ^ yeaaaa.. thanks facebook.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    what time is it? its vagina

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:49am

    this is usually the case with all men unless they suck in bed!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:32am

    Hahaha this is hilarious. Loveee it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    3:38 why would a hot girl have low self esteem? You're obviously getting with all the ugly girls.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28am

    @6:13 you're a rare breed that us normal girls really appreciate!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:38pm

    the guy treats you badly but you are still around, bitch. The secret to keeping bitches around is to treat them like crap. Low self-esteem bitches... basically the hot ones. ya.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:39pm

    oh girl, i know EXACTLY what you mean!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    the guy treats you badly but you are still around, bitch. The secret to keeping bitches around is to treat them like crap.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:38am

    Omggg is this mine!? Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:10pm

    There's an honest bitch that just can't get enough of the c0ck

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:40pm

    yeaaaaa i still fuck my ex

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:25am

    sums up every guy i know ha, love this quote