I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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