I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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