I am full of burrito and curiosity
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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