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  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:37am

    Yeah I don't get it either - aus

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:30pm

    haha puka shells and creepers are always funny. that's weird that they wouldn't post those

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:16pm

    yeah my friend tried to post one about a guy who still wears puka shells and another about a creeper who sat next to her in class. i mean that shit was way funnier that this. this is just dumb.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:43am

    Haha, random spontenuity!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm

    Moes* ...damn auto correct

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:23pm

    If you either don't understand this or don't find it funny please kill yourself immediately. thanks in advance.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:13am

    Time for a cleanse.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:27am

    Oh gosh. 7:20, please stop. You've lowered my iq just from reading your question.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:45pm

    OMFG I LOVE CALIFORNIA TORTILLA (we call it Cali T) -Bhorn

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm

    FAKE burritos don't exist

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:41pm

    dude get over yourself. no one thinks this text is funny

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:56pm

    why the hell would they post this? i want to know how they choose these

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:18pm

    I'm the OP, I periodically douche my ass.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:28am

    I love this... Epic. Don't hate it because you're not smart enough to understand.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:34am

    you spelled penis wrong

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:45pm

    Better be Fili Bs. And those who have never had filibertos do not understand the beautifulness of this post.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:20am

    i dunt gt it can somEoNe plzzzzz xplayn dis

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:21am

    I told my GF this one. Said she: "I don't want to know what was in that burrito."

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:52am

    I've had nights like these. Don't live three blocks from TB if you get the choice, it can fuck you up if you're out of it

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:11am

    I read this wrong, haha. I read, "I am a burrito full of curiousity." -AlexisAcula.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:35am

    correction: you spelled semen wrong

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42am

    Chipotle AND Moes AND Qdoba.

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:14am

    Lmao, I'm seriously eating a burrito right now!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:27am

    sorry, but just because we all like burritos doesn't mean the text is funny