Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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