Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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