Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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