I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize