just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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