Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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