well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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