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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:04pm

    you don't. start working on his wife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    You look with a BIG smile

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:22pm

    Uh...You give him a high-five obviously! You might refrain from telling him what it was for though...

  • 82 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:54pm

    do the daughters know about each other?

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:15pm

    You look at him with a big smile. Now if you've taken them both at the same time you look at him with pride and give him a handshake as you inform him that he has "raised some fine young girls"

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:43pm

    lol, i first looked at this and thought it said 'who owns both his daughters v-cards'. i flipped for like half a minute

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:36pm

    smile and give him a wink. Maybe he'll go down on you and you'll get his g-card

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:17pm

    well you're a fuckin idiot then

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:34am

    say you wish he had another daughter

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm

    BOTH? Jeez, you wasted no time.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm

    wow...both his daughters? his wife's too? and his mom's?

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:28pm

    I'm a girl... and I've got to give props. If they were hot. And if the dad doesn't know, you grin like a fool while shaking his hand in the strong, masculine way that I'm sure you do. And if the dad DOES know... why are you texting when you should be running?

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:39pm

    Why is this so bad? Sex is natural and enjoyable? Who it's with isn't anyones business but their own

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:36pm

    I wanna give him a high five

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:51pm

    OP: it all depends on whether or not the father is aware of this. if not, stand tall and look him in the eye knowing you are indeed full of win. if so... how fast can you run?

    • 30 52
      Submitted by rthecollector on Jun 18, 10 at 4:32pm

      hope its "faster than a speeding bullet"

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:34pm

    haha whoever dosent know a v card is a moron

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:53am

    What would you think if you caught Your kids saying this kind of garbage. Is this the type of thing you imagined yourself saying when you were a kid?

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    Own it, and tell him...then run like holy hell.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:12pm

    yo everyone chill the fuck out, haha juust cause someone doesnt know what a v card is is no reason to call out strangers online. im a saint, what can i say

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:37pm

    ....if they were even virgins.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:08pm

    I was wondering the same thing 5:54.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by HoneyBeeDPG on Jul 15, 10 at 4:03pm

    if those were my kids you'd be so dead

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:30pm

    V-card is a retarded, douchebaggy way to say virginity.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:56am

    looks like max tucker strikes again

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:27pm

    Agreed...a very big smile

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:10am

    Now man up and do their mother

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:52pm

    How? you just do cuz obviously you're the fucking man

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:47am

    1215 it means he took thier virginity dubass

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:44pm

    go for the wife... do something crazy do something crazy.... HATRICK HATRICK

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    I think guys who take pride in / are preoccupied with taking someone's virginity are usually pricks. Taking a girl's virginity doesn't cure doucheyness.

    • 36 63
      Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 31, 10 at 9:50am

      not taken, its given. we need to change this behavior.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:38pm

    Wow , u shouldn't look @ him then

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:54pm

    Wooooohoooo gotta love RI

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:53pm

    with a grin and tell him that his wife is next....

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:37am

    Win. To everyone who wants us to grow up and save ourselves and think about how you'd feel if your kids said this blah blah blah- shut up. It's gonna happen. No one asked for your opinion.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:21pm

    It's Tucker Max. I kind of feel bad for the chicks.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:47pm

    12:40, you know very little of the story even. for all we know these two girls know nothing of each other, and they think they're in love with this guy... why do you care how old they were... perve. get a life.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:00pm

    Uh, you be a man about it you twit.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:34pm

    I bet the girls are lesbians now.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:37am

    lets hope your not looking at a mirror...

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:09am

    853. You sir, have won.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:16pm

    y do I get the feeling 11:37-11:53 is all the same person? Btw, props

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:39am

    you don't look him in the eye. you go for the trifecta and fuck his wife.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by hurtz2poo on Feb 3, 10 at 10:44am

    Try sitting down to Easter dinner under his roof and eat his food all while knowing you have popped both his daughters anal cherry!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    Do what i did- imagine his daughters in their underwear

  • 39 62
    Submitted by MasterChief on Mar 4, 10 at 4:38pm

    THIS GUY IS MY HERO!!!!!!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:36pm

    To answer your question just tell him your older daughter was only a little bit better and he should be proud. Then run

  • 20 26
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 27, 12 at 1:10am

    Handshake and tell him how great her respectable and lovely his daughters are.

  • 23 32
    Submitted by damgam on Oct 3, 11 at 1:46am

    With pride

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:51am

    I can't even get over how sick this type of stuff is. Some of you need your dirty little minds washed.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by BigCrank on Jun 4, 11 at 10:47pm

    Double wink. He'll understand.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by dbray09 on Dec 1, 10 at 8:11pm

    SMUGLY

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:09am

    hahahahahhahahahaha you bad boyyy hahah

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:50am

    ^^ if you're going to call someone a dumbass ( 12.47) atleast learn how to spell. DUMBASS

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:48am

    garbage from your mind to online. Too bad that none of you can respect people anymore.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:25pm

    haha you probably shake his hand and say thankyou.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    what if the daughters we 7 and 10? would that be a "proud moment" too?

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:59am

    yah the mother and the grandma.. then we have a case of Mrs. Robinson...

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:07pm

    Go for the holy trinity. The mom. The milf card!!!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:53pm

    lol did you take them close together? i'm assuming you weren't dating either of them, because otherwise that probably wouldn't have worked out. clearly we all want more details.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:15am

    What does tht mean???

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:40pm

    the girls must be total sluts...how old were each of them?

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:20am

    Fuck yea represent 401!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:15pm

    i had to look v-card up on urban dictionary and im not a virgin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:24pm

    FIRST AGAIN AH 2 TIMES IN A ROW THIS IS LIFE CHANGING