I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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