So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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