Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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