dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Green mimosas i think yes
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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