I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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