Will you blow on my dice?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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