maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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