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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:21pm

    That's what i refer to my wife as.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:38pm

    I agree with everyone else. Instead of whining to TFLN, the OP needs to put her number on here and make the world a better place.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:41am

    Uhh I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no 353...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:29pm

    Oh yummy, does she let you watch? Join in the fun?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:27pm

    been there, done that. let me give you some advice: get out while you can before the whore goes crazy and gives you a concussion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:38pm

    that sucks. most everyone has had to deal with obnoxious roommates. my first one was some sort of giant she-he

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:44pm

    haha 7:27 definitely agree. been there. she'll go nuts on your ass eventually. be careful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:12pm

    203 is so well represented hahaaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:37pm

    Soviet Russia YEAH UCONN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:30pm

    I think Im her roomate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:53pm

    ha ha ha this is fabulous. rings so close to home. reminds me of my whore of a rooommate. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:35pm

    978 Is her area code 766 the next 3 digits and then...6297. She's a huge whore...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:32pm

    This is funny. Made me giggle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:04pm

    theres a lot more 203 colleges than yale..quinnipiac, southern, UNH... or if they go to school somewhere else!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:13pm

    Sounds like she wants to b the whore but she is either fat or ugly. Hater

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:04pm

    exactly my feelings toward my freshman roommate hahhh so glad i don't have to live with that bitch anymore!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:36am

    god I hated my old roommate, she tried to be a closet whore...problem was, everyone else knew.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    In Soviet Russia you are assigned to whores.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:44pm

    and this is why i'm nervous for college.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:36pm

    I had 2 slutty roomates who lived in the same room. One the first year and one the second.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    just stay out of the spray zone when she has a guy over. Wipe the door handle before you touch it. And check your sock drawer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    sounds like my freshman year

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:35am

    In Soviet Russia, everyone assigned whore to live with them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:49pm

    oops.. i think my roommate wrote this about me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    Haha SO my situation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:00am

    my roommates are both whores, sometimes they keep me up with all their humping... but they are nice to me so i dont mind haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:01pm

    Sven the Fisherman: u hav it bassakwards........A whore in the courtroom, a lawyer in the bedroom........should be: "A whore in the bedroom,a lawyer in the courtroom"!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    Don't judge, you uptight hypocrite.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:13am

    Sounds like my freshman year too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    I think I'm mysterious because I post bad puns on a website and sign it. -Sven the Fisherman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:04pm

    theres a lot more 203 colleges than yale..quinnipiac, southern, UNH... or if they go to school somewhere else!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:58am

    sounds like the OP isn't getting any and is jealous of her roommate. Now in the name calling phase. Soon to be in the messing with each other's stuff phase

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:53pm

    My roomate has vaginal odor..what a cunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:02pm

    i feel my roommate could have written this about me. if so, i'm not a whore, i swear.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:01am

    the roomie is probably cute and the OP is fugly. The fugly one should take advantage of the deal and pick up some leftovers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:51pm

    actually 7:42, i think it would be in soviet russia whores assign you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:54am

    Haha I pissed my roommate off enough that she moved out.... But damn it they assigned me another person yesterday. N she got kicked out of her room for fighting with her old roommate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:26pm

    Use her whorishness to get some! -Bradley

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:03pm

    I am in the exact same situation! Trying to piss her off enough she moves out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:46pm

    5:41, I think it's the former Pretzel Guy who is doing that! He's doing it on purpose just so you'll get upset.