Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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