Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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