Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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