...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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