some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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