She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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