how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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