erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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