is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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