So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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