I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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