this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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