Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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