I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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