hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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