This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Barsexuality is the new black.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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