we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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