i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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