Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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