The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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