This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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