She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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