its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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